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Monsters under the bed aren't always dangerous. Just feed them carrots!

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You CAN touch this. In fact you can wear this! oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh!

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Every Sperm is Sacred. Every Sperm is Great! If you don't like this clever design God might get irate! (with lyrics)

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Every Sperm is Sacred. Every Sperm is Great! If you don't like this clever Sacred Geomotry design God might get irate! (without lyrics for those in the know)

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Unicorns are having a gathering on the Dark Side of the Moon. Join Them!

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You need your fix? Step right up. The Hug Dealer has got what you need.

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